November 2009
28 posts
“Soul mate: two little words, one big concept. A belief that someone, somewhere,...”
– Sex and the City (via jayalzacee) (via thenewromantic)
Don't look, boys.
You go girl!
A guy had a crush on this girl. He follows her wherever she goes. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy:
Girl: Why do you keep on following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier than me and she's right behind you.
The guy looked behind him but found no one.
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really love me, you won't look back.
♥
Cos I found this shit really cute.
chelsisanchez:
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probablytheonlyrimuelhere:
tightsandfairies:
gummiebearx3:
moonlightstaar:
electric-dream:
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’ DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man. SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’ DAD: ‘That’s none of your...
October 2009
91 posts
“I will share the air I breathe,
I’ll give you my heart on a string,
I just...”
– Secondhand Serenade (via keepfishing)
